Candice G.

★★★★​★
​Without disclosing too much info about my bathroom habits, I'll just say that my body is set up in way that there's very little time from when I know I have to go and when I'm going. 
I may or may not have been born with half a GI tract (self-diagnosed).

Anyway, a buddy of mine hired this luxe loo for a large event and we'd argued back and forth on whether it was really necessary or worth it and I'm here to reiterate that yes, it was 100% worth it and then some. 'Fancy' is almost too low brow for just how next level this latrine is. 

It's in a shiny-as-heck airstream trailer with separate men's and women's private stalls. I can only speak to the ladies' side, but there was classical music playing through the speakers, marble countertops, waxed wood floors, real porcelain thrown with clean seat and lid, pink luxury hand soap, hand dryer, smear-free mirror, and the whole thine smelled like the dance of a trillion daisies blooming in the Spring. 

There was even a second while I was in there where I considered how much it might be just rent one of these on a month-to-month basis and live out of. I don't want to knock my current apartment too much because it is a fine place to lay my head, but those marble countertops and soothing sounds of Stravinsky in the background... certainly an ace place to ones and deuce.